Now, for many men, the idea of someone touching their prostate is a thought that’s as appealing as… getting a colonoscopy. The prostate is a little off the trodden path, a bit of a hike to get to – but an absolute haven when reached. Casually tucked away between the bladder and the penis, say hello to the prostrate gland, a.k.a the McDonald’s of male pleasure. ‘So where is it? Why can’t we see it?’ men will wonder, and occasionally ask Google in incognito mode.